I feel like I'm watching Mean Girls but will billionaires and lawyers
I disagree. Regina George would have them at her mercy because she was a genius and not just a random dude pretending to be.
How dare you hire the people I fired and made fun of jobs and put them on a similar site and put me out of business
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. Bring on the cage fight!!
They should have just had all the tech workers they made redundant lobotomised then, I guess.
Don't give them ideas. They are evil enough, and the system corrupted enough for them to actually do that.
It's all in the contract... in the event of termination, Twitter reserves the right to perform electroshock therapy on you in your exit interview until your memory of this employment is removed. It's boilerplate.
I'm starting to think this guy's not really a genius.
j/k I never thought that.
The former genius known as Elon.
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