My friend's dog was traumatised because his wife opened a moisturiser tube too loudly. Watch any dog for any extended period of time and then armchair diagnose its trauma.
ChaoticEntropy
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Responsible dog owners remember to switch off their tesla coils.
This is the dumbest imagined controversy.
opens briefcase full of blank paper
I mean... it sounds like he lived under mysterious circumstances too.
They need to all be converted to ASCII to reduce the storage overhead.
"What's in your briefcase...?"
"It's empty, I just saw people with them on TV and assumed."
They're single-use, don't you know.
Well the tagline is bullshit editorialising, yeah.
Gem quality materials are overall "rare", but among gems... diamonds are practically common.
You can see why a modern Christian fundamentalist might want to creatively interpret certain messages in the bible.
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"We're going to crash in to that orphanage! AHHH!"
"Then brake..."
"OH THE HUMANITY!?!"