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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

It's almost like someone ungodly wrote the rules to fit their needs. But people wouldn't use religion to justify their behaviors, would they? Certainly not, right?

[-] Osa-Eris-Xero512@kbin.social 38 points 10 months ago

Nah, see, this is one of the few parts that make perfect sense. Classic A/B testing.

[-] Francisco@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Both think of the children

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

I'd rather they didn't.

[-] IverCoder@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago
[-] BlitzKrieg2552@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I assure you, they are thinking only of the holes

[-] SapphironZA@lemmings.world 20 points 10 months ago

Proof that God is an evil bastard.

Gives the man who needs no wine, lots of it.

Gives the man with 4 wives no wine.

He must be laughing his ass off.

[-] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 18 points 10 months ago

Boomer humour

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

The celibacy thing for Catholics is a rule the Church eventually adopted, in Corinthians it even says that apostles can and do have wives.

[-] Cap@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

The trick is to always keep 'em guessing!

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

The real trick is to control women and to invent the rules such that everybody will inevitably break them.

[-] RandoCalrandian@kbin.social -1 points 10 months ago

If you don't think there isn't at least as much effort done to control men (the ones they get money and free labor from), you're blind as a sexist bat

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

If you control women, then you also control men.

[-] fuzzy_feeling@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago

We had couple of gods in the past... You really think yours is "the one"?!?

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Well the one who does not belong to MY religion is obviously wrong and lying about which arbitrary restrictions must be observed on pain of being killed as a heretic.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Bob" tells us that we should sin, drink to our hearts content, and fornicate like our life depends on it, because it does! Praise "Bob!"

[-] elint@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

Eris tells us we should partake joyously of a hot dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

[-] investorsexchange@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

It makes no sense. If you have more wives, you need more alcohol, not less.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Because you now have five people sharing a drink together?

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago
[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

troll religion

this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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