When I was a kid during church I would read the the bible's annexed unit conversion tables and the maps instead of listening.
I'm shocked I wasn't diagnosed earlier
Maps, the best part of any Bible since whenever they got put there
Everyone loves maps in fantasy books
For once everyone is right
Classic racism against orcs and misunderstanding clerics, great.
They're just pretending with emphasis and you know it
Excuse ME, my half-orc cleric is quite well educated and very bookish. One of the first purchases she made in Waterdeep with her own money was a stack of books.
Stack of books (melee weapon, simple, greatclub)
1 d8 blugeoning, when you roll a 20 on an attack roll made with this weapon, targets that fail to pass a Wisdom Saving Throw gain Confusion
Reminds me of this card from the Arkham Horror LCG. Use intellect to attack, but every player I've ever seen use this always refers to it as smacking a monster with a thick tome.
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