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Never show this to my players please.
Do you have their contact info so I make sure I definitely don't tell those specific people?
Counterpoint: burrow speed.
The real way you get rid of a body is to feed it to pigs/wild hogs. Any Druid worth their salt would know this.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
This is at least the third time I've quoted this line on Lemmy in less than 5 months
Don't they just need a pound of food every other day by D&D rules?
That's just the minimum to avoid starvation. There's no rules about overeating afaik.
Or plant poison ivy/oak over it
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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