submitted 11 months ago by retrolasered@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They're portable-O mushrooms

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[-] boblin@infosec.pub 11 points 11 months ago

The pun is so bad it made me sigh. Top quality dad joke!

[-] indigomirage@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

I'm not lichen that one...

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 points 11 months ago

Moss we keep the puns going?

[-] indigomirage@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago

What can I say, I like my puns - I'm a fungi!

[-] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

I dont get it

[-] lewdian69@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Portobello is a type of mushroom

[-] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

God fucking dammit

[-] lando55@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

You take that filthy unclejokes talk out of my dadjokes!

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

That is the correct response.

[-] chakan2@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I thought it was for sure because you were a fun-gi.

this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023

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