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[-] sandworm_7s_hatbox@burggit.moe 7 points 1 year ago

Those 4 billion lines committed will look real good in the end of month review.

[-] Mousepad@burggit.moe 6 points 1 year ago
[-] nobody@burggit.moe 4 points 1 year ago

It actually is :P some insane coding he is doing. Can't blame the guy. My code wouldn't be as bad as his but still bad. He is the type of guy like me who uses duck tape and a rubber band. and when it is "stable" enough and it "just works" it is "good enough" ๐Ÿ˜†

[-] Mousepad@burggit.moe 2 points 1 year ago

I heard about the whole "if-else vs switch" fiasco, but I didn't know he did this in place of a single modulo operation. Brutal!

[-] jibz@burggit.moe 2 points 1 year ago

No. No way this is real

[-] shani66@burggit.moe 2 points 1 year ago

Last i heard he genuinely didn't know how to do it any other way and refused the help of actual programmers.

[-] DreamySweet 1 points 1 year ago

He knows how, he just prefers it this way.

[-] dejiko@burggit.moe 6 points 1 year ago

You know, I normally think ChatGPT is too 'fuzzy' to be useful for most real programming tasks, but I bet it would be a godsend for YandereDev.

[-] MomoNeedsCorrection@burggit.moe 5 points 1 year ago

Honestly, in 4 centuries when the game is finished, my head in a jar will probably torrent it anyway

[-] EcstaticChance2050@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

[Laughs in modulus]

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