Those 4 billion lines committed will look real good in the end of month review.
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2023
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No way this is real?
It actually is :P some insane coding he is doing. Can't blame the guy. My code wouldn't be as bad as his but still bad. He is the type of guy like me who uses duck tape and a rubber band. and when it is "stable" enough and it "just works" it is "good enough" 😆
I heard about the whole "if-else vs switch" fiasco, but I didn't know he did this in place of a single modulo operation. Brutal!
No. No way this is real
Last i heard he genuinely didn't know how to do it any other way and refused the help of actual programmers.
He knows how, he just prefers it this way.
You know, I normally think ChatGPT is too 'fuzzy' to be useful for most real programming tasks, but I bet it would be a godsend for YandereDev.
Honestly, in 4 centuries when the game is finished, my head in a jar will probably torrent it anyway
[Laughs in modulus]