To the tune of Scotland the Brave:
Fart, fart, the beans are coming
Must be the ones I ate this morning
Went to the toilet, did a poo on the floor
Couldn't find the toilet paper
Used my finger as a scraper
That's what you get for eating Heinz baked beans
Prrrrrrrrrrrpt!
Having lived in the UK and near the US southern border, they’re both great. Charro and frijoles are sublime, and Heinz baked beans are a superb side dish for potato or meat.
I still can’t enjoy sweet BBQ beans though, Bush’s just tastes like corn syrup with fiber blobs 🤮
I hate Bush's baked beans. They taste.. chalky. It's Van Kamp or nothing in my household.
No, no, Heinz beans are tasteless shite. You wanna go with branston baked beans instead. More flavour and cheaper.
Rod looking high af in that photo
As a Vermonter that's been told that we have a lot of British influences I'm surprised beens are not common in our diet. Like the only times I've ever had the chance to eat beens is when their mashed up for the 2 times I've had tacos. Tbh I didn't even know the Brits even had beens. Granted I'm presuming they are common over there due to the context of this meme.
And then there’s horse beans. If you don’t know, google it! For funzies!
Actually...
Then there's beans, Québec maple style.
It's similar to British baked beans, but baked with lard and maple syrup.
Nothing can match that.
Leave my baked beans alone!
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