AmidFuror

One of the definitions of "physical" in the American Heritage Dictionary is:

Of or relating to matter and energy or the sciences dealing with them, especially physics.

That's the trouble with raw stories. They're often inaccurate. Yet if they say what will get people riled up, they'll get engagement and praise here.

If a bunch of people were going around saying I got this weird burn on my skin after holding this rock for a while, scientists would have discovered radioactivity a lot sooner.

There are a bunch of people going around claiming to have interacted with ghosts, and we've got bupkis.

Russell's Teapot orbits the sun. There isn't room in this solar system for two orbiting teapots.

I think you're further justified in your criticism because the poster's whole schtick is to criticize Democrats.

Seems like there were a lot more serious crimes in his list than the salacious one in the headline.

No, but an African or European shrew could lactate into a coconut for storage purposes.

I'm glad my comment history passes the smell test.

It's OK to make jokes on serious topics. My joke was that some smartass would come in and make an accurate but ill-advised point. That's why I misspelled "actually" and didn't complete it.

I saw this post first, but there's another one with much more responses in a more popular community. Someone else made the joke, and it seemed like no one wigged out about it.

I hope someone took their keys.

Duck down is cheaper, but not as effective.

Makes sense now. He needs three arms because he's got two turntables and a microphone to deal with.