As a community radio manager I wish just one of them would allow us to broadcast from their service. Since we aren't allowed to, I can't see how we can hope to get many younger presenters since most don't have physical media or purchased tracks.
I know some stations including the ABC cheat and use it anyway.
I hope you cut your toenails first!
That said, I doubt anyone would have an oesophagus wide enough to accommodate anything bigger than a hand, so you might need to choose a different host species and potentially, orifice.