Beldarofremulak

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[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

My dad used to prank people in the neighborhood by writing on their windows with soap. When they clean it off they have clean windows. If you don't want to spray paint a car use brightly colored soap, possibly with glitter if you really want to be a bitch.

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 15 points 1 week ago (15 children)

It's a trap fellas. You don't approach women in public anymore especially at a museum. Next thing you know you are spending the rest of your life combatting the fall out of that time you went viral for being a "creep at the museum". Best to call the non-emergency number and wait for a professional.

No American entertainment either. No movies, no music, no tv shows, and so help me if you so much as sharply exhale out your nose to an American meme!

If it doesn't make me feel like my rosy memory of childhood it's a complete waste of time.

Just blame it on your genetics. Then you can use your phone whenever you want because it's your genetics fault.

How in the heck did magnesium oil foot spray become a thing? The sole of your foot evolved to keep stuff out. Why make that the entry point? Is that onion salesman back with his sock hacks again!?

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