Freakin amazing...

How is a caucus even a news item??? Also, when did 50% become a "landslide"?

Seriously who the fuck cares about a caucus victory in the state of Iowa.

Thanks, I hadn't heard the term.

"Pitched" just means "some guy had this idea they cornered an exec in an elevator and rambled about for two minutes".

I accept and believe your apology. Just pop yourself in the nose once, and we're totally square buddy.

Just pray to God you didn't pick "Windows Boot Repair" or you're going to spend a while recovering your partition labels...

Hey! That porn's sneaking over the border and stealing their jobs!

Maaan, everything is a vowel if you just Welsh it hard enough.

I haven't been this pissed off since LINQ started allowing syntax switches in random-ass places.

To your country, Rudy. You did it to your country.

Relax, it's tastefully posed so that you can't see its anus.