[-] BrandonMatrick@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

Mostly corporations.

[-] BrandonMatrick@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My commute is 0 seconds in the morning. I wake up, get rolling on my morning routine, open up my Surface, and log in to the morning meeting. I am productive instantly, and start on my workload within 30 minutes of being awake. I often finish everything needed of my department within 2.5-5 hours, with extra time to improve or fuss over details to enhance the client's deliverable or improve UI or something.

Meanwhile, my in-office peers at other firms are just getting settled into their desks after their 2nd mandatory in-person attendance huddle meeting, sometime around 10:30 in the morning. Of course, this is followed by waiting 45 minutes in queue to pay 10$ for burnt old coffee at the cafeteria, and shuffling around a maze of corridors and 2 different elevators for 15 minutes just to get to their assigned desk for the day. Oh, and that's after their key card for elevator 2 desync'd, so there's been an hour of waiting around for Jan from Facilities to approve Todd from IT's request for an authorization on a new key card, and a 40$ pay deduction from the employee for missing a key card in the first place. Of course, that's in addition to the demerit for missing their 3rd in-person attendance huddle of the morning. By the time lunch hour hits, they're finally logged in to their machine with just enough give-a-fuck left to sneak in Facebook memes when their manager isn't over them looming; all while giving enough shits to ignore their actual workload because they hate it there.

[-] BrandonMatrick@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Gotta put meat in the seats or the megaconglomerate who owns the 17 office buildings downtown might have to rethink a portion of one of their income models. Less demand for high end commercial real estate when the companies they lease to realize/ follow through on the fact 90% of them do not need the 28,000 Sq ft bullying zone they use to oppress and keep motivation and salaries low in order to function.

Plus, the cruelty and waste is the point. Also, there's the miserable middle manager rung of humanity that only lives to make their office coworkers lick their boot by prisoner compliance who are rabid to establish the facade of purpose in their career. They don't care if the planet, all their coworker's families, and their company's bottom line have to suffer for that - if they can't loom over their underlings and slow progress with tons of detrimental comments and stupid suggestions, how will the world know they're 'involved'?

I'm overly grateful my firm is 100% remote. Damn.

[-] BrandonMatrick@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

I may have started looking for a 2004 Sharp Carousel Multi due to this video.

[-] BrandonMatrick@lemmy.world 67 points 9 months ago

Ah, to be young and -6 years old again

[-] BrandonMatrick@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

That is how the optics and motion sensors communicate to the main board. I had a vandal do this to mine.

Ruined, sadly. You'll need a new unit.

[-] BrandonMatrick@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

Better yet, can't someone get a terroristic threat filed against him/this church for this?

Or at least notify the IRS this is a GOP promotion agency cosplaying as a religious group in order to evade taxes?

Barring either, can we at least get a few Covid-positive carriers to swing by and sing a few hymns and kiss a few babies, maybe sneeze in the offering plate a few times?

[-] BrandonMatrick@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

I worked on a session in the nearest big metro to my small Texas town of 200,000 - daily commute of 2 hours and 25 minutes to get there in the morning, then 2 hours 25 minutes home (closer to 4 hours to get home on traffic heavy days). Not really unheard of.

Then, a few months ago - took a vacation on the beach island of South Padre, Texas then had to rush to a client in north Texas that next day. 12 hours of driving, all without leaving the state.

UK drivers know nothing of the true road trip life.

[-] BrandonMatrick@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

The owners of the debts fear their hegemonic nepotism empire of do-nothings will have to golf 3 times a week instead of 6, and this year's fleet upgrade may only include avionics, and not in-flight entertainment on all 3 of the Embraers.

[-] BrandonMatrick@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Pocketable, foldable tablet with split displays, a pen with haptic feedback and rigid glass screens for stylus use without damage. Modern Android and a great camera don't hurt and those make the SD2 better than the SD1; otherwise they're fairly similar besides the accessory compatibility and some halo functions like wirelessly charging my Slim Pen with the magnet case.

I travel a ton, edit spreadsheets at clients site visits and trade shows while I have Teams open on the other screen, and use the stylus to mark up PDFs for architects and subcontractors. I enjoy being almost required to multi-task when I have my phone open, and the Duo 2 is the best phone for multitasking, bar-none.

[-] BrandonMatrick@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

As one of the 17 people on the planet who daily drives the Surface Duo 2, which I traded up from my SD1 for on launch day - I really hope they pull it together for this "maybe/maybe not" SD3 next winter.

This is my all time favorite device I've ever owned, and every day I dread the standard wear and tear knowing the few New In Box Surface Duo 2 devices are getting more and more expensive by the day, and there are literally 0 devices in this category besides the SD2.

Sad times.

[-] BrandonMatrick@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

I lived across the inlet on the same lake, about 3 miles from the major bridge that they use to get most their speeding tickets - Between Frankston/Tyler, there's a long 4-lane bridge where they park on either end. There, the speed suddenly drops, directly on the outside of the city limits. There's always at least 2 waiting to get all the speeders coming off the bridge, and there's nothing at the end of that bridge but a Fat Dog Liquor and a closed/burnt down café.

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