ChonkyOwlbear

First you have to define what "think" is.

Is it being self-aware? Is it responding to stimuli? Is it having brainwaves, or just a brain?

Then you have to ask if thought is something we would always recognize. Could something think in a way that is totally recognizable to us but is still thought? Do computers think? Why or why not?

It would also bar courts from considering religious codes, including Islamic Sharia law, in legal cases.

I can't wait for the Satanic Temple to cite this when they try and legislate prayer and/the Ten Commandments in schools.

It is my understanding that the 72 virgin narrative is derived from several hadith which mention 72 houri. What exactly the houri are seems pretty complicated from an outsiders perspective.

So wouldn't that make the Catholic one worse?

I'm trying to decide if there is any material difference between making a Catholic pedophilia joke and the Muslim 42 virgins joke.

Does consent even matter if it's not alive? It's made of fire. Do you ask a campfire before you roast a marshmallow?

Wyoming really gives Florida a run for its money sometimes.

Alongside the announcement of Noem’s ouster,

Yay!

the president said he would tap Sen. Markwayne Mullin, R-Okla., to be her replacement

Boo!

It's like Trump has to convince everyone he is the antichrist without actually saying it.

Why is it Democrats responsibility to get progressives to vote in primaries? If you don't vote, politicians don't care about your opinions.