[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 1 hour ago

Turns out I needed more water. Thanks. 😅

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Not my best joke, probably done before, but this summer is giving me a headache.

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

And when can we expect the baby shower?!? 😜💦💦

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[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah bbbbooooii! After all that still have it rhyme. 🤘😆🤘

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago

Not bad. It rhymes, so that’s a plus. 👍

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago

Haha. Hey, can I use that if I ever make a sequel to this?

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by CustardFist@feddit.nl to c/custardfist@feddit.nl

I don't like cucumber, not even in a salad, and I'll die on that hill.

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[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 52 points 1 month ago

Damn right. I shave. 🪒😎

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 38 points 1 month ago

I may have accidentally based them on Frank the Rabbit from Donnie Darko. 😬

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 29 points 2 months ago

I did. I hope I got it right. 😊

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 122 points 6 months ago

In hindsight, I could've shown the trigger warning BEFORE showing the strip. 🤔

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 35 points 9 months ago

It’s a good opportunity to teach little Timmy a life lesson about death without buying him a pet first.

My cheap ass dad brought home some roadkill for that purpose. ะเ

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