[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 105 points 9 months ago

Someone in that org needs to be an adult and say no to pointless rebrands and brain dead consolidation. Literally nobody, even Google, is benefiting from this spastic behavior.

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 121 points 1 year ago

The dumbest possible thing to be radicalized by.

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 99 points 1 year ago

They all say they work well under pressure after all.

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 191 points 1 year ago

If only more billionaires tried to visit the Titanic.

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 122 points 1 year ago

Okay so here's what I don't get. I run a small team of 10. I am SUPER cool about people calling in. I don't give people grief for it. I don't have ridiculous performance expectations. I get that timelines have to slip when people call in. Even my upper management is pretty sane.

YET PEOPLE STILL COME IN SICK. WHY?!?

Motherfucker you're in a union shop with 8 hours sick leave a month and 10+ hours of vacation time per month AND at least 3 floating days you can use whenever AND other leave benefits. Most of you assholes are sitting on like 200-500+ hours of leave in your banks. I tell people to take care of themselves and their families first on the regular. The hell else am I supposed to do? Give people a gold star and a BJ for calling in sick? Keep your goddamned plague at home.

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 114 points 1 year ago

So ... the German is boycotting the Jewish guy's event over his statements regarding the morality of war crimes. The Onion is doomed, we're out of satire.

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 141 points 1 year ago

Not Trash Pandas. Waste Management Pandas.

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 128 points 1 year ago

These people really don't understand the difference between household budgets and sovereign nations, do they? Does she think a bank is going to repo an aircraft carrier or something?

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 95 points 1 year ago

Every time my mom forwards me some stupid thing from a political source I take her off their mailing list.

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 94 points 1 year ago

Right?

The "escalation" was the invasion, Elon, you simpering pile of shit.

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 138 points 1 year ago

One of the cardinal rules of power struggles is "If you're gonna shoot for the king, don't miss."

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 103 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The fuck is going on over there Italy? I know the USA's a dumpster fire but are you guys like ... trying to be the European equivalent of Mississippi?

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