You're too slow! by FlapJackFlapper in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[-] FlapJackFlapper@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I switched to an internet pharmacy that mails my prescriptions, and there is no going back.

I'm writing this from a crappy laptop with 2GB of RAM and a dull screen. by FlapJackFlapper in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[-] FlapJackFlapper@lemm.ee 102 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of a funny story I heard Tom Petty once tell. Apparently, he had a buddy with a POS car with a crappy stereo, and Tom insisted that all his records had to be mixed and mastered not so that they sound great on the studio's million dollar equipment but in his friend's car.

me_irl by FlapJackFlapper in c/me_irl@lemmy.world
[-] FlapJackFlapper@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sergeant Hulka: Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last.

John Winger: I'm pacing myself, Sergeant.

Nobody wants to work. The battle cry of the capitalists that has echoed throughout the century. by FlapJackFlapper in c/antiwork@lemmy.world
[-] FlapJackFlapper@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

No one has ever wanted to work. One of humanity's oldest stories is about two freeloaders getting unhappily kicked out of paradise and forced to start getting their food "by the sweat of [their] brow."

And since no one has ever wanted to work... you have to pay them to do it!

FlapJackFlapper

joined 8 months ago