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Live at the legendary venue, LTS. Pretty sure that's the backstage where Axl Rose came up with Sweet Child O Mine or something.

In fairness, I can see why he might think this was a music CD

It wasn't just real enough. The game contained an actual first aid learning tool, and test, which you had to pass in order to advance in the game. So anyone who learned it and learned to play medic got an actual first aid course by the US military for free.

This is not meant to endorse anything one way or the other, I am just a video game nerd who thinks that America's Army is a very interesting oddity.

Is schizophrenia easier to treat or manage, if you catch it in this stage?

Well, personally, I didn't choose to celebrate this planet arbitrarily. I chose it because I live there.

My grandma always told of a legendary man in my hometown, who would always take his horse to the local bar in the 1950s. When he got too drunk and fell asleep, the other patrons would carry him outside and sling him sideways over the horse, which would then trot off in to the night, supposedly delivering him safely at home.

I know that's not very scientific evidence, but I always took it to be true. Maybe someone can concur.

I think I spilled a little bit in my underpants

You know that bastard is already corrupted. When the connection is cut off dirty like that, there is no salvaging it.

I can fit the same amount in my jacket pockets as fits in one bag of groceries. I am literally saving money by wearing a jacket for men lol

This made me feel kind of hopeful for some reason. Also, nice foo fighters reference

I was born in 96. My first console generation was PSX and GBC, followed by GBA and PS2. I think your gf just wasn't in to gaming when she was little.