Because to the Genie it's hilarious.
So a job you could do anywhere, wants you to do it somewhere else?
It's a shallow salt water puddle, created by accident. It's a lake, it's an inland sea, it's toxic.
It also look like a big penis from space.
Is one of the counts his haircut?
Doesn't this violate his gag order?
My job for years was building maintenance. From doing it on my own at small places to leading teams. One of the last places I worked at was a theme restaurant that had me and a part time person. The job started at 4am so I would be out of the way before they started serving guests. I had a great boss that was moved to another location, after 3 years, the new boss hated me he constantly asked me to prove my work, told me straight out that he couldn't quantify my labor cost. The first meeting we had he told me straight out that he didn't understand the position and didn't know why I was there. Needless to say I was fired after 4 months with him.
It might be cheaper to hire an architect to walk it and sketch out a new set of blueprints, rebuild it somewhere else.
Ten Thousand Italians saw the cheddar and shuddered....
But it's kind of like arresting the gas station owner for allowing a drug deal in his parking lot.
He wants to replace it with an X, an x with bent arms in a nice red and white background people will love that it'll just pop.
That's flan you ate flan.
Wouldn't this be equal to suing Ford for making the get away car?