UBlock Origin has retorted that the sponsorship affiliate links fit the Easy List definition for an advertisement and therefore they will not make an exception.

Completely and obviously correct. These are ads. The job of ublock origin is to block ads. The ads are being blocked, the software is doing its job, the advertisers can get fucked. Ads are brain-pollution and displaying them to me should be considered assault.

If you want my money tell me why I should pay you and I'll consider it, fuck off with the ads

If you're literally shoplifting to get enough food, it shouldn't be too hard. Food staples are not especially closely guarded (the way electronics and whatnot are) and they're cheap enough that loss prevention people aren't going to focus too hard on it.

If I were in a food-precarious situation I would just make a habit of grabbing a chunk of extra food any time I'm buying food. Leave it in the cart or your own bag or whatever and if you get caught by Paul Blart well then you just forgot to ring up that one, no big deal.

I'd look up what amount of theft (in $ amount) constitutes a felony and then be careful to never steal more than that from one store, not even over a period of months or years. Cause those wannabe piggies will be more than happy to let you cross that line and then get the cops involved

Well the second question is probably just availability. There are dogs everywhere and a lot of people straight up harass you if you don't have or like dogs.

the dunk tank has gone rogue and begun autonomously dunking pedophiles, it must be stopped!

And meanwhile I'm sitting at work in the evil empire

Yesss dude, fuck yeah, send in some Americans to the meat grinder!

I love his cohost sitting there like "holy fuck I didn't know Linus grew up in the 1940s"

What linus is actually trying to say is very true though, it's wild how pervasive that particular word was not even that long ago. Like back in 2013 it was still pretty much normal for most people

Finally! I'm not alone! We experimental homunculi gotta stick together and stand up for our rights to be filthy piggies

My reply to this random pedo loser:

I think I can speak for most of us here

Well reddit actually took a pretty strong stance against child abuse imagery years ago, that's what spawned voat (remember that? Yeah me neither lmao) so pedos aren't usually a huge fan of reddit

I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to make a joke about a dude having a chance with lesbians by comparing a plastic filled dick with a dildo but no matter how I approach it it just ends up way more offensive than it is funny for like at least three different reasons

So instead I just bring you the remains of this aborted joke and say "imagine if I were funny"

What is it with people named McAfee being absolutely unhinged