😭Oh noes I broke a rule that allows you to claim safe space when you're trying to rile people up oh noes

Just take a lot of fake money, give it all to one person, and then have them lecture the rest of the players about how the reason they don't have any money is people who aren't even playing.

You're assumption of humanity inthe prison system is sadly wrong.

Failed to kiss the ring?

Belatedly, it's because the spongy tissues of the penis are filled with blood when a one way valve on the veins leaving the penis shuts, trapping blood in the penis. After 4 hours this trapped blood can become hypoxic and tissue damage can occur.

The Shadow(government) knows.

Well that's really awkward timing.

Can someone explain why the fuck we need Greenland? I mean I know it's all red meat for our incompetent media to chew while they ignore the everything else, but has there been any justification or does that wet fart just think that Greenland must be green and that's good news for golfers?

I didn't see nuthin.

I just cancelled my New York Times subscription and I'll be sending that money to NPR now. The grey lady has become a corporate stooge anyway.

The fuck is it with these guys? They think that eating shitty food on a private jet that costs $60 million and is $20,000 an hour to operate makes them relatable? But then recent events say it's effective.