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[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 91 points 4 months ago

Sure, but this time they can be sure their money goes to themselves instead of those pesky vulnerable sections of society.

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 39 points 5 months ago

Good old days when the factory owner comes outside to see a rope on a streetlight and suddenly working conditions get a lot better

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 62 points 5 months ago

I can't say if this is satire.

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 38 points 5 months ago

No, they aren't. They're forced to because there is no viable alternative.

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I used to play this game called RAGE many years ago. It was a first person shooter, with a bunch of late game overpowered guns, had a crafting system to make ammo and the like, shops to sell and buy said ammo, but had strict resource controls to keep it competitive and fun.

So I spent around four days tabulating values of every ammo and crafting material in the game, mapping out which in-game traders sold what and when, and then spent maybe the next three days just craft-selling the cheapest item, a wingstick(basically a boomerang) in the game.

Hundreds and hundreds of wingsticks, grinding like a little kid in a sweatshop. I made enough money to max. out capacity on every ammo capacity in the game. As a result I breezed through the endgame, and what was supposed to be a long, tough, engaging mission into the heart of the enemy turned into a caricature of a boss fight, and I probably spend more time admiring the environment design there than worrying about dying or running out of ammo. I think I ran out only on one ammo type, and in total I used only the three most powerful ammo types in the game.

A level I should have enjoyed and formed the neat little bow for that game to be wrapped in, turned into a comical doom guy-esque slaughter of the scariest enemy in-game.

I am truly my own worst enemy.

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[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 77 points 8 months ago

OP found a triad money laundering establishment.

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 37 points 9 months ago

Maybe they just rolled the jets there, took the hubcaps of the fuel inlet off of every one of them (so that they are "disassembled") and then let ukraine know.

So still technically correct and within international arms trade law, but the jets got through without needing too much reassembly.

Maybe put some clingwrap or something over the inlet so moisture doesn't get in.

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I can't decide if the lack of drums enhances the experience. I love these songs, so I may be biased a little.

I think it makes the songs a little mellower, more pleasant to listen to or fall asleep to, at the end of a long workday.l

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 26 points 9 months ago

100 cc is 100 ml, which is like half a glass worth of adrenaline. You'll need a wide ass blowgun, and it's unclear if you have the lung capacity to clear the distance to the gorilla.

The solution? A second gorilla who's been pavlov trained to blowgun the first gorilla on cue.

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago

Well maybe you should have become a known publisher before writing any programs.

/s

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago

"Our artist gets no bitches, but vehemently denies it having anything to do with his personality"

When playing football, to keep the socks from riding down our legs, we used to put loose rubber bands on top of them, near the top of the sock. Then to avoid the rubberbands from riding up above the sockline, we used to fold the sock over the rubberbands downwards. Then to avoid the fold from being undone during play another rubberband had to be put on top of the folded part.

Sounds similar to this. Just thought it was notable.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works to c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works

I don't know if it's because I grew up in a different time period or whether my sense of humor is just misaligned, or if it's just that I don't have the background necessary, but I don't understand shit.

I don't get any of the jokes, some are just completely undecipherable, and some comics just leave me feeling stupid as hell.

How do you guys understand any of this? What do the user demographics of this community look like?

Is this a government psyop? Are these comics evidence trails to hire super smart cryptography detectives like Cicada 3301? Are they memetic triggers for activating sleeper agents? To be honest I think I'd feel better if it was.

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