JadenSmith

Some schoolboys used to make these, one at a time. I believe they were called something else though...

I have a small hammer I use, to lightly chip away at the wall tiles to provide both exfoliation, a back scratcher, and acupuncture all in one.

I had this experience, unfortunately.

Things were going well. I was the CEO of a new company, I had a shiny new black suit and I had a team of very active workers - I honestly could not keep up with their pace! Suddenly, everything came crashing down as the acid wore off and I was wearing a bin bag in front of rats.

You mean there are other uses???

I still keep my Blockbuster membership card on me, just to remind me of a different time.

I tried, but he kept saying things like, "my name is not Jeeves" and "I rented this suit for a wedding who are you".

Things were just simpler in the past :'(

Bring back Alta Vista!!

When I lose my mask, I tend to speak as if I'm "reading from a book" (as a friend had confusingly mentioned, not in an offensive manner). Some people take offense to it, for some reason assuming I'm constantly providing thinly veiled insults...

Sometimes it's just easier to mask. Sometimes it's near impossible to keep up the act. I've noticed my ability to mask has been fading more the older I get, yet I'm unsure if this is expected of the condition.

That combination worries me :(

I like random fusion stores. I once bought a jacket from a shop that sold army surplus clothing on one side, and had an ice cream parlour on the other. Few feet from each other.

I'm like the Simpsons. Season 1 was choppy, I had a good rise and plateau'd during some golden years.
However I'm now into Season 582 and my writers have been replaced with chimpanzees doing a terrible impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger on loop.

I had a bit of an orange complexion, only for a very short while, however in the other sort of way.
I just really liked carrots, and whenever I'd see carrots I'd munch on them. For a while in my childhood it would be normal to see me just eating carrots throughout a Summer.

Once my mum noticed they were very quickly cut out, then later I just understood the cool orange skin was not good and I shouldn't have that many carrots. Life is unfair sometimes.

I cannot stress this enough: it was a lot of carrots.