Kendrick called out Drake recently by rapping that he has a nymph fetish. Never knew there was another name besides ephebophile/pedophile, but yeah wtf... Is it being stuck mentally at an age they didn't grow from sexually or something?

He violated US law by giving a 3rd party individual complete access to Twitter's info, who tf did this ass wipe give it to? Putin?

Companies everywhere are getting desperate I feel like. Google's adblocker crusade being the most egregious imo.

"And how dare those hackers go through all the trouble of finding those (literal) GPS coordinates of train maintenance centers not in our system to circumvent us getting more money."

"You're just using it as an excuse" is now a red flag for me that I'm talking to a garbage person and saves a lot of emotional energy kicking them out of your life.

30,000 ballots were put on hold. For what, them to still be counted and the offices not even fazed cause they have kickass protocols? Idiots

Worked at a nightclub and my favorite was a dude dressed as a giant fucking piece of bread. It was the most inconvenient, oversized fucking costume to bring to a nightclub, but alas they sweat their way through the night towering above the crowd, as a giant slice of bread. Lol

There's no way they'd spend the next 150+ years trying to dismantle the government who beat them, from the inside right? Right...?

There were employers who were monitoring their workers cellphones, punishing anyone on a union supportive app. This is the reason why, because it gives labor power to juke them when they try to go around the strike. We can communicate fast and act.

They haven't even seen a dime yet and this motherfucker has been spending it. 2 million for them finally, what a joke that it took this.

The jokes people made on Twitter saying "I'm probably gonna be put on a list for retweeting this/liking this" was actual reality on FB?!

This is the Illuminati? The "Man"? And this is how they're going to go out? Exorcisms ordered by a closeted gay leader.

Also lol:

"HuffPost attempted to reach out to Satan to see if the fallen angel is involved with The Daily Beast in any capacity, but did not receive an immediate response"