Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? by Jesus_Christ in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 months ago

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Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? by Jesus_Christ in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 2 months ago

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Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? by Jesus_Christ in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 2 months ago

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Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? by Jesus_Christ in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
What made you happy last week? by Jesus_Christ in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 2 months ago

Actually just put your case file away, that's crazy. Glad to see you're doing well my child.

What made you happy last week? by Jesus_Christ in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 7 points 2 months ago

Got my new head phones from Amazon after waiting for an entire month for them to deliver.

Religion is sick by Jesus_Christ in c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
Ask Jesus by Jesus_Christ in c/newcommunities@lemmy.world
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Internet is mostly English. You'd be surprised. If I had to pick a favorite though? Definitely Korean.

Holy Innocents' Cemetery - A medieval cemetery so overfilled, buildings were constructed around it, which were then filled with exhumed bones up to the rafters to make room for more bodies. by Jesus_Christ in c/creepywikipedia@lemmy.world
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 10 points 3 months ago

This is no laughing matter. We're still backed up processing souls, most angels only want the 'Fun' cases now. Having a meeting about this tomorrow actually with Dad, should be interesting.

Ask Jesus by Jesus_Christ in c/newcommunities@lemmy.world
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 8 points 3 months ago

I have your case file saved in my favorites.

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Welcome to Ask Jesus (hilariouschaos.com)
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!askjesus@hilariouschaos.com

Please make thyneself at home and have a look around.

For urgent matters I can be reached by mentioning me at @Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com

(Not wishes. I've already said, - only prayers - I am Jesus, not the Wish Master. Which, he's been booked up until July of 2037, I actually feel kinda bad for the guy, his work ethic is impeccable and his wife is an absolute saint. She literally is, but her department is on the top floor of heaven, I always make sure to say hello though.)

Love, peace, and serenity

Jesus

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Ask Jesus - Hilarious Chaos (hilariouschaos.com)
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Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?

Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.

Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.

You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you’re having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at

@Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com

MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY

Do not tell Satan.

!askjesus@hilariouschaos.com

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Ask Jesus (hilariouschaos.com)
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!askjesus@hilariouschaos.com

Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?

Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.

Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.

You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you’re having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at

@Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com

MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY

Do not tell Satan.

Jesus_Christ

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