I judge you for that.

I even judge people for spelling errors in my messenger, openly.

I bet my left nut it runs NetBSD flawlessly.

Using a DE, Neovim or systemd.

Fucking casuals.

In German it phonetically translates to "Fick ma", where "Fick" means "fuck".

Just as awkward for Germans as "wix.com", because "Wichs" means "beat your meat".

Certain Open Source movements are pure bigotry and opportunism, the Linux Kernel / The Linux Foundation for example, so it doesn't really make me wonder.

Choosing the urinal next to another man.

Really feels kinda gay, though, especially when the dude next to you squints over.

Will you marry me?

Of course

I have some Indian friends, I think I'm good :D

I'm still on DOS.

I hear only the lightest Indian accent and smash my head against the screen.