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A Distant Episode by Paul Bowles (static1.squarespace.com)
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Any poker app on android? (literature.cafe)
 

Looking for a poker app on android preferably Foss. Just wanna get the hang of the rules before I play it. Appreciate any suggestions, thank you

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WYR: Be a professional snail trainer, but have a corner office with a view or be a rockstar, but have to wear a chicken costume on stage every night? (literature.cafe)
WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah thats the kinda story I like

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 1 points 8 months ago

You know what else is a party trick that would start conversations ....

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 4 points 8 months ago

Premature glittering

WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 5 points 8 months ago

Thats the average conversation with a slrpnk user

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I must confess I went to your profile to check out any cosplay you had done. Nothing there :(

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 8 months ago

Unless youre talking about greying. Completely forgot old people exist for a moment

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You're not getting extra hair, just the color change

WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 8 months ago

Your time keeping is sub par!

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WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. (literature.cafe)
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WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. (literature.cafe)
WYR: be able to eat anything you want and have it be perfect nutrition or have to only sleep 1 hour a day and be fully rested? in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 11 points 8 months ago

Aaaand there's the plot twist. I AM chronically online

WYR: Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing that you'll clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard? Please hurry in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 10 points 8 months ago

One must know what one is capable of

WYR: Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing that you'll clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard? Please hurry in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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WYR: Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing that you'll clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard? Please hurry (literature.cafe)
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WYR: be able to eat anything you want and have it be perfect nutrition or have to only sleep 1 hour a day and be fully rested? (literature.cafe)
 

I want food honestly. I enjoy sleeping, its time my mind isnt conscious and that's a positive for us all.

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Aunty Donna - Anti-Doping agency (youtu.be)
 

Sorry it's a video link 😭

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The Shadows Over Innsmouth by HP Lovecraft (hplovecraft.com)
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“My Cheesecake-Shaped Poverty,” by Haruki Murakami (www.newyorker.com)
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The Guest by Albert Camus (www.theatlantic.com)
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I wonder if they're hiring? (literature.cafe)
 
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