"I cast longsword!"
"Does the paladin's piss count as holy water?"
"You described the mech as being similar to a Gundam. So it's a mobile suit? Does that mean I'm technically wearing it on my person?"
"Watch out for the ass-grabbing ghosts!"
"I struggle like a dog being given a pill."
"No, don't activate your telepathy! I don't want your mind-herpes!"
"Wait, why is a duck that lays eggs named Mr. Quackers?" "Mr. Quackers can be whatever he wants!"
"I cast Prestidigitation and pee his pants."
"Hey Nyarlathotep, wanna see something funny?"
Well, that was after he decided to start living in my head, so I figured I might as well try to keep him entertained.