jokes on them, I have no money or wallet so I just show them my empty pockets with no phone or anything and then I ask them for money

And let me tell you about Crooked Nefertiti, folks. Not the sharpest reeds in the papyrus, believe me.

When I’m Pharaoh again, we’re going to lock her up, folks. We’re going to send her to the Valley of the Kings. We’re going to drain the Nile, drain it like never before. And we’re going to make Kemet great again, believe me.

Why does that Kublai Khan image lowkey look like Trump

We’re going to build the greatest irrigation system the world has ever seen, and we’re going to make the Nubians pay for it.

Wasn’t there a study recently that showed that long covid odds go up with every subsequent infection?

This whole country is going to be covid zombies in a few years.

Raspberry pi just came out with a new nano that has micro usb lol

“We let our product quality speak for itself and it’s a proud testament to our commitment to shareholder value and executive compensation,” said a Boeing spokesperson.

Stage five: the sign becomes reality and the truth is discarded.

Don’t blame me for Genocide Kamala, I supported Genocide Gavin.

https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeBiden/comments/1e8vnow/im_sitting_here_taking_in_the_news_a_manual/

Which one of you wrote this highly upvoted masterpiece on /r/JoeBiden?

I'm in shock. I don't know what was the final straw for the President, a man who I have considered -- and still do consider -- to be a real-life Jed Bartlett hybridized with Captain America.

I trust the President and always have. He has never let me down. For him to make such a move means he must have compelling reason to do so.

I keep thinking back to 2020. That year, in a moment of somber and morbid inspiration, we lost Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, an icon to whom, if she were a religion, I would convert despite my pro-life -- yet otherwise liberal -- tendencies. Her death was like a clarion call for all of us to rise up and remove the now-convicted-felon donald trump. I wondered much these last few weeks what would be the move which would propel us in this election.

Starting now, we must quickly pick up the pieces and, just as Captain America said in Endgame, we must "Assemble". We have a convention coming up. The delegates, democratically chosen by the voters, will democratically elect at that Democratic convention the nominee of the Democratic Party.

Late stage empire vibes.

• Self-own your own IT infrastructure by pushing out an update on your overly bloated domestic security software peddled by your military industrial complex. Wasn't even an attack from a major cyber rival: you fucked this up all on your own.
• Your space agency cancels their only moon robot because their contractors bled them dry. Meanwhile your main geopolitical rivals are building entire military bases on the moon.
• You have astronauts stranded on a space station because Boeing, your only remaining domestic aerospace company, was taken over by MBAs and can't make airplanes OR space shuttles without endangering your own citizens.
• Your two major political parties are so dysfunctional that one got through a whole primary cycle with a decrepit old man before realizing he was actually too senile for the job and now your political elites are forced to play their veto uno reverse card in the media. And the other party just had their candidate survive a homegrown assassination attempt by a slight neck twitch, only to turn around and start endorsing a public plan to dismantle your own government with their VP pick.

And ALL of this in the past week, lmao.

For example, we have a thousand trillionaires in America – I mean, billionaires in America. And what’s happening? [...] making sure that we’re able to make every single solitary person eligible for what I’ve been able to do with the COVID – excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to do with. Look, if – we finally beat Medicare.

- Dark Brandon