Why does cheeto puffs look like a Fallout 3 character

Funnel billions to the MIC and get themselves into a military quagmire they struggle to extricate themselves from, while failing their objectives?

Yeah I think they've had a pretty good lesson.

Here are your messages:

"you have 30 minutes to move your guns"

"you have 10 minutes"

"Your guns have been impounded"

"Your guns have been crushed into a cube"

"you have 30 minutes to move your cube"