Confusion and utter panic.

Love it. Used to date a girl who used to love fucking on hikes. It was so hot and cumming while overlooking the Colorado plains from the top of a mesa is something that everyone should do at least once in their life. God damn it I miss that girl.

[-] MonosyllabicAmerican@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 11 months ago

I know Lemmy is just Reddit 2.0 and aMeRiCa bAd and everything, but believe it or not we still attract and churn out some of the world's brightest and are leading the pack in tech development and entertainment (which are often not coincidentally intertwined).

[-] MonosyllabicAmerican@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 11 months ago

The Master Race everybody.

I'd like to watch him melt down like a giant stick of butter in a giant pot, brazen bull style, but that's just me.

That's fine, victims get their money and some dumb cunt in Ohio is a little bit poorer. Sounds like a win-win to me.

And he'll still be screeching about libruls about it, just watch.

Motherfucker lol. Made me shoot cum out of my nose.

She's so fucking cute.

That's what everyone thinks of because that's what it is.

I say "Good even'n madam, fine weather yes? Blessed day and good fortune", cum and leave.

Respectful and you sound like a gentleman which is really what people want on the internet.

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