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[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

New Drug: Worm Eggs.

Effects: Allows worms to hatch in brain which turn populace into dumb fucks

Eligibility: Everyone, delivered at birth to stave off personal growth.

AI: APPROVED!

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I don't buy it. There a small handful of them like her, and they just trade off who gets to act more centrist, but always leaving enough votes to pass the BS they want to pass. Its a ruse so they can keep winning their seats so people can say, see, she's better than others.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What the actual fuck.

Not quite the same level as McConnell filibustering his own bill after the Dems supported it, but it's close.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

You don't need a user account or password to receive a push notification.

You just need to have the app installed. The app can be configured by the developer to receive push notifications.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Did you know that Jaywalking is against the law in places?

Colorado for example

https://www.jacobyandmeyers.com/blog/fatal-pedestrian-crash-study/

Colorado has the highest proportion of fatal jaywalking accidents among all pedestrian-related accidents, with 56%. The second highest is Arizona with 45% in addition to ranking second for the highest total count, at 539 fatalities.

Not only are you committing a crime, but you are potentially traumatizing perfectly peaceful citizens on the roadways when you do it.

That is a morally bankrupt thing to do.

YOU'VE NOW BEEN DENATURALIZED AND DEPORTED.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Elon has armed security guards... things won't go well if masked men with no ID try to kidnap him...

Should be a spectacle.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

missed which community this was, and my comment wasn't relevant given the community.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You can get a DrinkMate which can carbonate anything, no need to dilute. It has a built in pressure release, and is easily cleanable by design.

Don't use a sodastream, it's not meant for anything but water. It'd make a mess and be very hard to clean.

This isn't even your regular face eating.

Elon tried to support Trump the first term, and was on some committee, but he left when Trump was talking about leaving the Paris accord as it was against his climate goals with EVs.

Only to get back in bed with him a 2nd time.

So this is two face eatings from the same person.

He also likely has a shit ton of data from all the siphoning DOGE did that could be weaponized.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You wouldn't be able to access twitch. You'd have to buy cable TV or an antenna for the free channels. Either way media wins via commercials.

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