Why not?

Camouflage

Does this mean I can have a machine gun without all the extra fees now? I'd sure like me a select fire Thompson. Y'know just for the collection.

I think I saw this one in a Monty Python scene

Except that it really isn't.

Or , hear me out, what if US auto makers stop trying to force overpriced oversized trash on us? Maybe try to compete?

Are they displaying it on an open bible? That answers so many questions I have had about how these people could be so out of touch with reality.

The existence of a trillionaire nearly guarantees that poverty is never going anywhere

Don't shit where you eat.

Nah, fuck it, I'm switching to Linux.

Fuck you Boeing. You fuckers have stacked cash hand over fist for fucking decades milking the fucking government and the American people like goddamn cattle. The endless growth has to end. The endless greed has got to end.

Microsoft crying about unfair tactics and monopoly? That's ironic.