[Alt Text: A clay Pokémon, Wooper, sits on a table with it's mouth wide open full of pills. Caption by Twitter user at sign Serena Harumi says, "Ambi bought me this Wooper candy holder and the first thing I do is stuff its mouth with estrogen"]

Hello little gay people in my phone! It's a joke, don't store your pills outside of it's intended container. Open air is bad for pills.

Picture shows a pride parade. A group of people are carrying a banner that says "LOCKHEED MARTIN" over a rainbow graphic.

Manga, American comic, indie, idc. I'm not super picky.

[Alt Text: Tumblr user anmalcros shared three stitched screenshots show a pink octopus villager from Animal Crossing named Marina talking to the player character named Jessica who isn't speaking.

Marina: "Jessica, do you like kissing girls?" Options given are Yeah I guess so, and Not anymore, I'm not.

Player is assumed to have clicked the "yeah I guess so option"

Marina: "kissing girls, huh? I envy anyone will skills I don't have. I'd love to see a demo sometime!"

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[Alt Text: Comic featuring a human asking a little blue dude (smurf) if "so... Since smurfette is the only female smurf... Does that mean you all have to... You know..." while touching the tips of their pointer fingers together, typically signaling shyness.

Next panel just shows a smurf saying, "oh! Ha ha. Of course not. We reproduce like any other parasite."

Next panel shows a collection of smurfs walking around the human who is now seemingly dead and is now covered in a bunch of growths that look like smurfs.

Your local government should provide sand, check their social media. Remove things from your yard. Go buy essentials. If you lose power keep your fridge closed as much as possible. Don't try to drive through flooded areas. Stay safe :3

[Alt Text: Image is a report from the Jung Personality Test. Weird codes are on purpose.

Report information. Gender: 1x38B. Test date: 2019-01-25. The quiz is complete! The Jung personality test's 60 questions classify you as: Catastrophic Failure (1x38B)

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[Alt Text: A flowchart for whether or not you should purchase Ikea's shark plushie, Blahaj (you should). All parts of the flowchart lead to buying Blahaj.]