On the maps app, they recently removed the little media player controls that showed up at the bottom when something, anything, was playing. Just removed it for seemingly no reason.

It was the only maps app that would do that. Waze has to install an applet for each media player app you want to control, and guess what, unless it's Spotify and a handful of other popular apps, you're out of luck. No generic media control interface. It's so backwards! Just take whatever's playing and give me forward, back, and pause!

For some reason the first time I read it, I thought it was an "L" so now I always call them "Apple mages"

So true

ChristMAS is all around me

It's an abridged version of the "in this essay I will..." trope

WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDET

I mean yes, no one, human or turtle, can survive without the ecosystem of the earth, so you could really argue that the planet is the true organism and we are simply byproducts of its existence

Kinda sick-nasty how the scaffolds bear a passing resemblance to square-rigged ship masts

Do they watch reels? Or shorts?

Perry this you filthy casual

That gets you in. How do you get back out?