Yeah, fully aware.
Hack3900 gets it.
Wait, how did you know? Are you my brain slug?
I tried but they kept starving to death.
You'd be surprised how many things you can apply it to.
You know, the usual stuff... Gummy worms are underrated, autumn is the best season, Lemmy's better than reddit, there's a big omniscient Pudu in the sky watching over all of us, Elon Musk is an SVR asset, Diddy was a CIA asset and so is 75% of the entertainment industry, non corporeal conscious intelligent entities not only exist, they influence our behavior all the time in our everyday lives, machine elves are the cause of me losing objects; logic is a fundamentally flawed system so we can't trust anything we think, and economists are just 21st century soothsayers/magi/clerics/fortune tellers for the current dominant imperial religion.
Nothing too exciting.
(raspy zombie voice) Uhhhhhghh uhh If only all my male role models of my family that the CIA assassinated could see me now
imagine how proud they'd be
According to that article they're called "yeerks".
What's a yerk?
hola po, isekai.