[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If I go in for my booty fingering and the doc bends over and starts speaking to me through their lower intestines, I'm walking right back out...to tell the secretary I'd like to book a weekly ass blasting with this mutant

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

There are a lot of people who take the approach of "If I make absolutely no sense until the other person gets frustrated, that means I win".

Checkmate, you stupid round earth idiots

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

Dang, do they specialize in flooring and drywall for military bases or something?

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

Man, I hate dealing with contractors too

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago

Don't be lazy. You can type with your toes.

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Clearly made such a big impact that it eliminated the need for future littering PSAs

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

Friendly one, aren't ya?

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago

I guess genocide just isn't my kind of humor

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

That's what you tell the kids as you take the drone behind the barn

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 30 points 4 days ago

As long as they're not obnoxiously loud and saying something that's actually funny, I think it's completely normal. People usually say funny things that they find funny so it would be natural for them to laugh a little.

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