Remember_the_tooth

joined 1 year ago
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

(War) h'uh

Yeah!

(What is it good for?)

Absolutely (nothin) uh-huh, uh-huh

(War) h'uh

Yeah!

(What is it good for?)

Absolutely (nothin')

Say it again, y'all

(War) h'uh (h'uh) look out!

(What is it good for?)

Absolutely (nothin')

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I had not considered the possibility that the bear was more horny than hungry.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (6 children)

Is running from a bear a good strategy? I'm no expert, but they seem a lot faster.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

They had experience in primary school. This next round is going to be fully illiterate.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Norovirus incubator encounters norovirus outbreak."

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I may have walked into that one, but I have to commend you for your witty ribaldry. Shakespeare would approve.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Because I'm not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How's it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I'm asking the hard questions are you?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago (10 children)

You forgot the quinoa.

Oh, wow. That's even worse than I thought. Are Fox executives just pencil-whipping stuff between lines of coke?

 

How do I interact with piefed communities from lemmy?

 

I might be able to answer my own question here.

Edit: Looks like it doesn't play unless I tap on it to open. Did I do something wrong or is that just a feature of Lemmy?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

After someone uses the latrine, it becomes a post-shit, shitpost, shit post.

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Find the Piggy (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Hint: Look for the open mouth and billowing jowls of the loud little piggy.

Edit: fixed typo

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