I've never had any diet soda that didn't taste like ass.

Americans are so wild I tell you

You've never been to a southeast Asian city, I take it?

In other words, could have happened whether he was masturbating or having sex. Wasn't the masturbation that caused it, was the orgasm. I guess we're just not supposed to orgasm now?

Regardless, porn wasn't mentioned anywhere in that article.

Also...

The study authors say that they found just two other cases of masturbation-linked strokes in other scientific literature.

A whole two cases (three counting the linked one). Doesn't really seem like an epidemic now, does it? Considering legit every boy does it, and the ones that deny it are likely lying.

Don't even have to read the article to find out, it's in the fucking headline.

Source?

You're being downvoted but this is 100% the truth.

Surely you're not really this stupid...

F12

When I buy alcohol I have to provide verification that I'm over 21

I was unaware that porn could kill you.

When you're quoting what someone said, that's how it's done.

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