Sephitard9001

joined 5 years ago
[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Large adult nephews doing the fusion dance from Dragon Ball Z to make the Ultimate Nephew and saving my Iraqi Dinar investment

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Israel about to be the only nation on Earth with a sizeable minority of their new generation literally being half-undead like some World of Warcraft village

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Pre-crisis Tacky Chan with 4,000 years of Chinese cycling no diffs the self taught Billy Bonkers

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Funnily enough I was just watching Shaolin Soccer the other day and I'm pretty sure he's drinking one of these in an early scene

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

No argument? I'm going to vote for Trump now until you give us an answer che-smile

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You could have attempted to contradict any one of the seven main points he brings up in the beginning if you wanted to be taken seriously. Hitting your keyboard while shouting "moron" is not a compelling argument.

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Libs when entire regions vote to join Russia instead of doing a mass exodus: NOT NOT LIKE THAT!!! wojak-nooo

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My fellow year 4's . . .

Good postin' obama-medal

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My bad, to be clear I'm talking about the person in the post referring to BE, not BE himself

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Impossible to take anybody seriously who says "america bad" as a criticism of leftists. "Ohhh you can't ever trust China or Russia all their stats are fake/they always have ulterior motives/they're always violating sovereignty". So Russia and China; Always bad.

Where's this energy when discussing America though? It's always "America ought to be doing this. America ought to be doing that. According to Senator Shitforbrains from Minnesota and Congressman Asswipe Dickfart who cosigned this blah blah blah-" Oh wow that's really interesting. When we're discussing America, they never have to answer for their crimes. We need to rely on their stats. They have a responsibility to affect the world and enact their will in XYZ situations. We have to take American politicians at their word when they're publicly discussing literally any policy they claim will help ordinary people that they supposedly plan on pursuing. Suddenly these same idiots aren't saying "America bad you can't trust those stats and those shifty insidious politicians are just lying for votes and America should be ejected from all international relations until they answer for their crimes".

No, no, all of a sudden we need to apply nuance when the Obvious-Fed-Fakest-Leftist-of-All-Time tags an angry Communist with "anti-imperialist left" scare-quotes as if this fucking weasel speaking has one grain of anti-imperialism in their ideological desert.

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Symphony of the Night were catastrophic game design mistakes

avgn-horror

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oblivion I think has the perfect mix of dialogue options and voice acting. Once you get over the fact that everyone in the world shares like 5 voices, it feels more natural. Morrowind I think is better written and its lore and questlines make more sense and are more fleshed out, but goddamn are those motherfuckers longwinded. You're telling me I can walk up to someone and barrage them with questions and they'll spout a wiki worth of information at me? Nah, I like Oblivion's more limited options. You can ask the average person 4 or 5 questions before they're like "Okay now get the fuck outta my face and do the job, chump".

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