Sephitard9001

joined 5 years ago
[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Looking nervously at the map of Unicorn Overlord side-eye-1

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Your fucking pfp lmao nice

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This particular dipshit has USAF Veteran in his bio so he's not even a liberal. He's an actual card carrying demon of the 4th Reich

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Russia invaded Ukraine for no reason. Hamas invaded Israel for no reason. Here's 15 reasons why America invaded Iraq

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Far left JOI from John Oliver

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Israel is allowed to invent any word it wants to describe anything it does. And American media will happily parrot it. Hamas is the government and took illegal settlers and their military cadre prisoner? No that sounds too legitimate. Hamas are terrorists and they took civilians hostage. There we go. Print it, ship it, air it, no questions asked.

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is so fucking unsettling but also hilarious

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

On one hand, I agree because it's so cliche to have every villain come back over and over in a saturday morning cartoon fashion. On the other hand, I love Bison and Urien's design and how they play so I would very much enjoy them being included in every game as long as it's a flashback version or something and they're not actually in the current story arc because they live forever or have revived for the 3rd time or some stupid shit

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They've been excluding Dudley for 2 games in a row now and they even removed Balrog because they're patting themselves on the back with Ed who is just about the worst boxer archetype they've made yet.

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There are two that I remember making me laugh pretty hard but I was still in school back then so I probably had a much higher tolerance for low effort crude humor. One about the Secretary of Interior punching a buffalo in the mouth and the other one about Haiti hosting the 2216 Olympic Games (a lot less funny now that I'm older and know why Haiti is poor). You're right that the joke is invariably just rewording the headline over and over but sometimes that just works.

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