I'd microwave them too if my titties looked like that.

I think that this argument gives the wearers of these haircuts too much credit. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity and all that.

Beans on toast slaps tho. Throw some cheese or an egg on there and you're going to have a good time. It's also so quick and easy that it slides into the top ten breakfast foods.

He has the stronger pervert mustache.

Whereas with a flashlight you can point it at any part of the room you want and illuminate it, but the room as a whole isn't as bright.

Many of my flashlights (I own 3, not trying to brag) are brighter than my ceiling lights by a huge margin and quite easily illuminate a whole room. This analogy only really "works" if you're talking about a maglight from the 90s.

I too wish the free market was actually free sometimes. I want a small, cheap, efficient car like literally every other country in the world produces.

I tried to make a realistic budget once but knowing that I only have $100/month for food made it worse than not knowing.

The type of guys who complain about this are the same ones who can't hit a man sized target at 150 yards with an AR.

I do hereby call this comment sick and inappropriate. I would also like any interested party to know that I am a cis white man with a cis white wife that I verbally and psychologically abuse.

Why is this quote so cogent?

Dude is gay as hell. Admitting that you're gay is one the gayest things you can do.

Is this the bargaining phase?