Civil protection officials said they believe the ship was struck by a tornado over the water, known as a waterspout, and sank quickly.

Big ups to my homie, God, for specifically targeting this guy.

Michigan = Communist Utopia confirmed

PCR testing at OSU revealed three of those 22 products to be positive for viral RNA. Bowman sent them to Webby to inject into plates of mammalian cells and embryonated chicken eggs and look for any signs of active viral replication. In order to do that, Webby needed a negative control, so he went and bought milk at a store near his lab in Memphis. But PCR testing found H5N1 RNA in that sample too, making it useless as a negative control, but an additional data point showing a lack of live virus.

God damn it, lmao.

This is the only good selfie I've taken in awhile.

If a trans woman became the world champion in bubble blowing you'd hear some shit about male saliva density and lip stiffness - March 21, 2022

I tell them I'll probably vote for Claudia because she aligns most closely with my political tendencies, and they STILL get mad at me. Bruh, you told me to vote lmao

Not acknowledging any election other than the presidential general

I check out every ballot in my local district. But all of the Democratic candidates support Israel, cops, and the military, so I don't bother voting for them.

I was 19 when Obomna became president, and I remember being kind of stoked about getting universal healthcare (because I was a politically unaware ignorant dummy). When the ACA passed and I went to sign up for healthcare, I remember seeing that I still couldn't afford to go to the doctor and was like, "What the fuck? This is bullshit."

Where the fuck is the speedometer and shit? Is it supposed to be on the guy's non-working screen, off to the right?

Imagine paying $40 million for a home in florida

This is one of the funniest responses in the thread:

Yeah, my retirement plan is ending up on one of those "creepy, unsolved disappearances" compilation videos on youtube.