Well thankfully I expect to die before I retire. As Homer Simpson once said "You tried, and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." Unless I hit the lottery which I almost never play. Retirement would be miserable for me. Basically just waiting to die already. My grandparents could barely afford to survive. My parents are almost there and are the same.

TIL that people didn't get this. I had a similar situation where I would pronounce unleaded as unleeded

I take offense to that. This is insulting to the Koalas

Hahahahahahaha bahahahahahaaa. Oh wait... They're serious. Let me laugh even harder BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHQHAHAH!

Wtf is the point then?

Yes! That's fuuuuuuckin glorious

Started playing chess. Did all the lessons on lichess. I still suck, but I definitely am a lot better than I was.

I can see it now. Some random doesn't understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn't say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man's nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can't have nice things. Haha

Fixing small things. My friends or family need something fixed that doesn't require a professional. I like figuring out how to fix things or at least providing a temporary solution. I do it because I'm helping someone, also I'm building my skill set. A basic search of answers and videos teaching me how to do it properly most times is easy to find. If not I find a way to create a safe temporary solution until they can have one come in. Very fulfilling, especially if you like a challenge.

Does it have a watermark?

Ok. Now that is truly fucked up. Someone needs to check in on that fucker, he's not mentally healthy.

Holy fuck that made me actually laugh