Twinkletoes

joined 2 years ago

27 August 2024 in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

I love this because it reminds me of something my mother explained to me when I was young… Watching the Dustin Hoffman movie, Little Big Man… Natives would tag soldiers to show them that they could’ve killed them but didn’t, to prove they were the greater warrior. The implication was that the soldiers should back off but we all know how that worked out…

Well, how are the rhinos doing now?

This is peak Farside humor

How can you tell if someone is a vegan? in c/vegan@vegantheoryclub.org

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

😘🥦

Lonely? Playful? Why are dolphin attacks rising in Japan? in c/nature@rss.ponder.cat

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Horny

Bedsheets in c/lifehacks@sh.itjust.works

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don’t lay down on a bed. Checkmate!

Why has badminton become a code for sex in Hong Kong? in c/aiop@lemmy.world

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Shuttle that cock!

Kamala Harris pledges to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on the wall along the southern border — a project she once opposed and called "un-American" during the Trump administration. in c/us_news@lemmygrad.ml

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Build the Walz!

*Permanently Deleted* in c/articles@lemmy.world

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Assimilate

Jack Black and Paul Rudd circling new ‘Anaconda’ movie at Sony in c/movies@lemm.ee

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

My anaconda don’t want none unless it’s got Paul Rudd, hun. 🐍

Supposed Pixel 9a images leak hinting at removed camera bar, boxy design in c/googlepixel@lemdro.id

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

🔥 iPhone 4 design 🔥

manul in c/manul@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Garlic 🧄

whoever first created autoplaying videos should be impaled in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Auto-impaled

Why do humans have finger/toenails? in c/nostupidquestions@mander.xyz

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

You ever get a head scratch from someone with nice long fingernails? 🤤