That's the most horrific thing: fucked up but profoundly unremarkable as far as local standards seem to go. It's not a crime.. it's an accident..oh well. Just another standard family with a standard relationship to guns.... By local standards.
Fucked. Up.
Thus proving the case from The Staircase: owl do that shit, it's scary, could easily make you tumble down stairs to your death and would leave you with lacerations with microfeathers in your scalp. There.