There's a case to be made for criminal negligence resulting in loss of life.

Trying to get the pool boy to notice her.

Fucking retire already, you goddamn lich.

phone manufacturers hiss and recoil like vampires

No one over 70, period. Go home. Retire. Make way.

Crypto is a scam and you're being duped.

Because they're sellouts.

That's a good way to lose all your top talent.

And by "news" we mean "whatever dumb shit an 'influencer' has come up with today to move clicks."

Google has a vested interest in showing you ads and selling your data.

Firefox does not.

Seems like a pretty clear choice to me.

Aptos was created by Steve Matteson, who is also responsible for Windows 3.1's original TrueType fonts (including Times New Roman, Arial, and Courier New) as well as Segoe, which has been Windows' default system font since Vista and is also used for Microsoft's current logo.

Fuckin' hell though. You gotta respect someone who's been in the game that long. And his one, single, sole job is fonts. That's dedication. Or maybe just a gravy train. But either way, dude has predicated an entire career on how letters look. Mad respect.

Ugh. I'm not real happy about having to vote to uphold the gerontocracy, but as both likely frontrunners are a part thereof, all I can do is vote to minimize the harm.