Some personal favorites I have used or heard used lately :

"Der er ingen ko på isen" - "there is no cow on the ice" meaning that nothing is wrong after all

"Lave dobbeltkonfekt" - "making double confection" meaning making more work for yourself for no reason

"Gøre ham en bjørnetjeneste" - "doing him a bear's favor" - a well intended deed that makes things worse in the long run

All my former doomscrolling time now goes into working out, practicing French on Duolingo and going to events to meet people. So far so great!

Overcame my anxiety and asked a pretty girl out. We're going out for drinks tomorrow night 😁

And had I not made the comment it would have been the work of minutes for someone to generate a thousand like it to drum up support.

Let's not pretend anonymous internet comments have any actual bearing here. I'm just having fun coming up with new terms for this festering troglodyte.

Oh I agree wholeheartedly. But every time I see his ghoulish rictus of a face it reminds me that for four miserable years the democratically elected* leader of the largest economy in the world was a philandering child rapist. One who is only now facing the slightest possibility of consequence for a tiny fraction of his crimes because he engaged in honest to god high treason. Nothing against ugly dudes. You're cool.

*kind of

True enough. Say what you will about the 'loompas, they lift.

Here's hoping this is the last time in my life I have to gaze upon this grotesque misshapen oompa loompa.

I was under general anesthesia three times in my childhood due to arriving into this world only partially assembled.

The first time I was sedated with ether (which I believe is not in use anymore) and only remember a nurse forcing the mask over my face before waking up to the sound of my father snoring next to me. I was violently ill for the next several days, but from what I hear I got off light compared to others.

For the next two I was given some kind of euphoric stimulant (via suppository, go figure) to calm me, but from what I've been told it instead made me hallucinate that I was driving a race car and did so all the way to the operating theatre much to everyone's amusement. I'm happy that I remember none of this and that it was before smart phones or I'd probably be on YouTube forever. 😅

750k pets over ten million hours? That's barely four pets per minute. Do better people. Pet your good boy today!

Approx. 20.000 juveniles were arrested for murder or attempted murder in 2020 (per the US Dept of Justice) Shall we put them all down, as you say? Just to be safe?

Calling your position utilitarianism is interesting, in what way is really, actually murdering a child (never mind the massive amount of legal, ethical and emotional complications that entail) to prevent a hypothetical future murder maximizing utility for anyone?

Hmmm, yes, let us murder this child before he has a chance to murder us. This is what a society does.

Finally picked up The Gunslinger by Stephen King after wanting to get into the series for a while. It's engrossing (and more brutal than I expected) so far, can't wait to find out what all the hubbub is about the ending.