[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 20 points 2 months ago

I was reading David and Amy's stuff on energy costs of AI and ended up skimming the MSFT "environment sustainability report" and... god

Like I don't even know how to satirise this. Help me sneer pros, for I am too depressed to make fun of this.

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 20 points 3 months ago

Very chill and ethical behaviour daddy Microsoft

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 20 points 4 months ago

vaguely libertarian computer programming intern to radicalized full-stack anarchist

I just have to ask, is full-stack here referring to the programmer path, or is it "full-stack anarchist"? If the latter, I need an explainer of which part of anarchism is the back-end and which the front, and also where can I find the job postings.

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 20 points 4 months ago

it will have to be airtight but also its connection to ice will have to be so

just flex tape it bro why you so negative

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 21 points 4 months ago

Texas counties can’t pass their own ordinances, only cities can

We hate central big government so we have eliminated all the local small governments as a precaution.

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 20 points 5 months ago
  1. Sure, I'm not even going to verify this one since it's so low stakes.
  2. This is ill-defined.
  3. Again ill-defined, and I need dates on this, we've been sequencing DNA for like 50yrs at this point.
  4. Lol, Neuralink kills monkeys, there's zero indication of its "inevitability".
  5. Lol^2, none of that shit works mate. Name one person whose life was extended with cryonics.
  6. AI is ill-defined, plus dates please.
  7. And how well did that go?
  8. First of all, that's called Moore's Law after the actual guy who made this prediction, you can't credit someone else than Moore for Moore's Law, wtf. Second, this hasn't held for at least a decade now; we've been focusing on completely different things than raw CPU speed to actually increase compute.
  9. "Answer questions" there is a load-bearing term. Did he mean search engines? Is this deriberately vague?
  10. I'm sorry? First, a 3D printed prosthetic is not an exoskeleton, what kind of a logic leap is that. Second, citation needed on "3D printable prosthetic limbs" actually being in use right now on any scale.
[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 21 points 5 months ago

It's called a function plot for a reason!

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 20 points 5 months ago

If we grow AIs too big, say, bigger than the Moon, then well, the Moon could get jealous and mad at us.

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 21 points 6 months ago

It can’t be that hard

woo boy

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 20 points 7 months ago

Wytham abbey was technically a manor house but “EA gets a castle” is objectively a funnier meme.

My "My non-profit castle is actually a manor house" t-shirt provokes a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt.

Also I'm sorry, but "EA buys a castle, but akchualy it's a manor house so it's cool" is objectively the funniest meme.

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 20 points 8 months ago

I always say jk after sucking a dick so it doesn't count.

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