VelvetStorm

joined 2 years ago
[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (13 children)

So I know this is satire but I wouldn't buy a us bond. I would much rather buy one from a stable country.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

If you read the article you would have seen that when it was first made up it was more about going to church and singing or praying out of rote and not doing it full heartedly.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

If your port is clean and the cable isn't messed up, maybe consider replacing the charging port or just get a wireless charger.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Low to no sexdrive and they want to have one

Trying to stop or slow down the progression of male pattern baldness

Loss of muscle mass.

To fix low testosterone

Maybe they are not trans but want to be more feminine looking.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How about this one

Jews don't recognize Jesus

Mormons don't recognize the pope

And Baptist don't recognize each other in the liquor store

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Could be a lot of reasons.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I want to pinch those beans.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

You shouldn't eat rock doves they are very dirty birds and you can get pretty sick.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't underestimate how strong and ferocious a house cat is. They are fully capable of fucking you up beyond what you think they are able to. Anytime a house cat has attacked you they have 100% pulled their punches.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Took the words right outta my mouth.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

As many digital books as possible and an emulator with as many old school games as possible assuming I have access to a way to play them.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And there are also bidets that have an air jet.

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